The Crystal

The Crystal

Regular price $50.00 CAD
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Looks like loot. Lifts like punishment.

The Crystal is a faceted vertical lift implement that looks like it belongs in a fantasy dungeon and trains like it too. Wide body, pointed top, edges that meet at angles your fingers will be thinking about for days. Your hand wraps the fattest part and pulls up while the whole thing tries to slide out downward. Every rep is an argument between you and geometry.

Spoiler: geometry wins at first.

Why It Works

Because thick, irregular objects are brutally effective at exposing weak spots in your grip. Because there's no neutral position — every face is a different challenge. Because nothing humbles a lifter faster than an object that looks like a prop from a wizard movie.

Hang weight from the hook. Pull up. Try to hold on.

Your dungeon master has no idea what this is. Your grip does.

SPECS

  • 3D Printed PLA 
  • 304 Stainless Eye Hook
  • Epoxy Anti-Slip Coating
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Real Talk

Is 3D printed stuff strong enough?

Yeah. When designed right and printed right, this stuff is way stronger than you think. We test everything to withstand superhuman strength. If it can handle that, it can handle you.

Isn't plastic too slippery?

We coat everything with a clear epoxy-based anti-slip layer. It wants to rip the skin off your hands. So no, slippery is not the problem here.

Why PLA? Isn't PETG stronger?

PETG can take more stress, yeah. But when it fails, it explodes — little shrapnel bits everywhere. PLA breaks clean.
We test these things to failure. We know how they break. And when they do, PLA just snaps clean. No surprise shrapnel. Way safer.

Do you make custom stuff?

Sometimes. If you've got a weird idea for a grip tool and it's not totally insane, email us. We might build it. No promises, but we like weird.

USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.

PLA training tools, not toys. Read this before you load them up.

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